moo
n. Syn. for "mother." Orig.: Used by childfree people to indicate disdain for motherhood, the concept being that anyone dumb enough to breed is little better than a mindless cow with sagyy udders. I...
View Articleguinea pig
n. Offensive term for a particularly unattractive woman of Italian ancestry. Orig.: guinea is an offensive term for Italians, and pig describes an ugly female. I banged that guinea pig Gina last...
View Articleroganing
v. Looking at the male genitals of an animal with barely suppressed homoerotic lust. Named for the way the host of "Fear Factor" looks longingly at horse dongs and pig testicles as he make the...
View ArticleMuffy Imeasy
n. A generic term that describes any bland, vapid female, like a flight attendant or sorority girl. Her significant other is named "Johnny Package." Whoah! Check out Johnny Package and Muffy Imeasy...
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abbrev. "Seventh Day Adventists." A bunch of jew-wannabes. They don't say "Saturday," but call it the "Sabbath," and don't do any work between sundown Friday and sundown Saturday. They don't eat pork...
View Articlejohnny package
n. A generic term that refers to any bland airheaded male, like a frat boy or underwear model. His signficant other is named "Muffy Imeasy." Whoah! Check out Johnny Package and Muffy Imeasy over there...
View Articlejackpack
n. The bag in which Jack Bauer carries his gun, PDA, ammo, cell phone, duct tape, knife, scope, etc. It is NOT a man purse. The terrorists thought they had Bauer at last, but he pulled a bazooka out...
View Articlespank tank
n. 1. The butt. In the same way a gas tank is filled up with gas, the spank tank may be filled up with a good spanking. 2. The mental database of naughty images to which one can spank the monkey when...
View Articlespank tank
n. 1. The butt. In the same way a gas tank is filled up with gas, the spank tank may be filled up with a good spanking. 2. The mental database of naughty images to which one can spank the monkey when...
View Articlespankables
n. Pornography, specifically magazines or DVDs/video tapes. Used by Greg on an episode of "C.S.I." I found someone's stash of spankables.
View Articlekentucky doorbell
To drive up to someone's house or apartment and proceed to honk the horn until they come out, rather than going to all the trouble of exiting the vehicle and going to the door. Cletus across the...
View Articlewedding ring
n. A magical artifact that provides the wearer protection from receiving oral sex. It's not just a wedding ring, it's a +5 Ring of Protection against oral sex.
View Articleblowjobs after marriage
n. Synonym for Bigfoot. Blowjobs after marriage are like Bigfoot: you hear stories, occasionally you see pictures, but you never experience it for yourself.
View Articleboortz
n. Small nuggets of squishy poo accidentally fired into one's undies after pushing a fart too hard. Name refers not only to the sound made by the poo, but also to a shithead clueless radio host. Ralph...
View Articlerubber peter
n. A dildo. A peter made of rubber. In a classic "Brady Bunch" episode, Alice gets Peter to help her move a rubber tree plant into the bedroom, to get it out of the way so she can vacuum. They...
View ArticleYale Rule
The Yale Rule states that within five minutes of meeting someone who attended Yale, you will be informed of that fact. This is rather humorous, particularly given that Yale isn't that great a school....
View Articlescuddy
adj. The appearance and actions of a poor, inbred, usually white-trash person. Scuddy people live in trailers or backwoods shacks with no electricity or running water. Adults subsist on a diet of...
View Articlefuck me in the ozarks
An epithet used to express extreme frustration. It's funny because it refers to Ned Beatty's character getting ass-rammed by hillbillies in the movie "Deliverance," while defeating the listener's...
View Articletardation
n. The set of all things which are retarded. Used as part of an epithet when one observes something retarded going on. What in tardation is going on in here??!?!
View Articlesons of the soil
n. A synonym for "hillbilly." Lisa Simpson: "I believe the preferred term is 'conjoined twins'."Dr. Hibbert: "And hillbillies want to be called 'Sons of the Soil', but it ain't gonna happen."
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